Ash: Saturday, 5th May 2012

Well, I've been at work all day, fun. I work in a little ornament/gothic shop. Yes, I have broken things.

I have the upmost respect for people who are studying and still have time to work at a job. Of course, I do it myself so I know it can be difficult. However, I believe it's me being lazy that means my grades aren't exactly, well, as adequate as they could be. Wow, that took a lot to admit.

So, after my long, strenuous, productive, pointless day at work (£4 an hour, I'm rolling in it) I have added another £20 to my petrol fund, and probably spent most of it on the way to Wisbech, considering I got lost 5 times. Yes, my sense of direction is a little lacking compared to my numerous important qualities, such as speaking with a lisp or mentally reminding myself to breathe (I know, I'm a genius! And probably a little arrogant... only a little...)

WHAT IS THE OBSESSION WITH EVERYONE POKING ME?! Sorry. Just, lost it there. It seems to be everyone's main amusement, then again they could just be doing it to avenge Mathilde on the amount of times I make her fly from the chair in class. (There was no way I could write that without  dirty-minded human being getting a laugh from it.)

Anyway, on that fine note, I will leave you all to your Saturday entertainments! Hope you enjoy Britain's Got Talent! I'll (hopefully) be watching it too!