So...we just sat our penultimate exam. And, well, we never have to do Psychology ever again. Thank God. I'm not really sure of how it went - I'm not feeling too hot right now and so Ash, who had the dubious pleasure of being next to me, had to put up with me sniffing the whole way through. Ahahahahahahahaha.
Well, I wouldn't like to say how it went, because as you may know last year, our psychology exam results.... Well we all failed basically. But not to worry! Chances are we can't do any worse this time!
(That was Ash just now. Can you tell the differences between our writing manner things yet?)
I'm still not sure what to write about! So I'm going to talk about my favourite customer at work. Well, second favourite. Ash says that she wants to be first, but she's never actually come into my shop....DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT TUTTLE.
Anyway. My favourite (overall) customer is this BRILLIANT little old lady. She comes in every Saturday and always, always asks for a Cafe Latte while she's waiting for the Kings Lynn train. She's always happy and smiley, and she's just pretty much the nicest customer ever!
BUT ANYWAY. MY SECOND FAVOURITE CUSTOMER. :3333
(is really kind of awesome!)
Basically, if you're weird and funny, I'm probably bound to like you. So anyway, this one time at work, this smartly dressed young-ish guy walks into the shop. My boss is in the back room arguing with his wife reeeeally loudly and it's a bit awkward because I'm alone in the shop. Anyway, 'Jar of Hearts' is playing at like, full volume over the radio and this guy just walks in and goes "It's okay to browse the magazines, right? Some people get mighty funny about that!" so I just kind of went "Yeah, yeah. Just disappear when my boss reappears, okay?"
Anyway, he comes up to the till and Christina's reeeeally going for it at this point, really kind of bemoaning how much men suck and he just looks up at the radio and goes, "Man! Forgiveness really is a beautiful thing."
Which is kind of guaranteed to get my attention.
So anyway, we wound up chatting about how terrible the music was.
Usually when I get an awesome customer, they neeeever ever come back Ever. But he came back! He came back to the shop for the fourth time yesterday and he is STILL awesome.
I like having regular customers.
Hey Ash, your turn!
That was so cheesy. 'My life is not a love story.' 'It could be.' Guess who said what. I bet it won't take you three.
Well, I don't really get regular customers... I just get random old guys come in and say 'You thought I was gonna squirt you then!' after making a hissing noise and throwing their hands up at me. Yes. That's exactly what I thought you were going to do.
Ah I remember one customer! A man and a woman came in buying a corset. They then went on to explain that it wasn't something they wear usually. Frankly, I'm not bothered by what people do in their spare time, as long as I don't have to hear about it!
Anyway, so I sell this corset and the guy goes to me 'Hey, are you interested in a photoshoot?' I was like, sure, why not? The he proceeded to ask me if I was 18. Should have sent alarm bells off really! I told him no, and he told me the sessions would have to be supervised. Oooookkkkk....
Anyway he gave me his card. Once he left the shop I had a look and there were 2 girls posing naked over one another... Urmm... Thanks, but no thanks!
Slightly odd to say the least. Not as nice as Mathilde's customer! Haha!
And no, I didn't call him up on his offer.
(Don't lie Ash, you totally did. ;))))
Alright, we're going now. This is Mathilde again - updates might be a bit slow on my end because things are just a bit ://////////////////////// at the moment, but I'll be back ASAP and Ash talks enough for the two of us :L
Bleh.
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